The 6 funniest jokes in Skagway

The laughs never stop at the tour booth

Every day in the tour booth, people tell jokes. They get off of their cruise ship and can’t wait to share their original sense of humor with the world. I appreciate that. Today, we are going to rank the top 6 funniest jokes in Skagway so that you can share in the laughs.

Feel free to use these jokes when you visit Skagway

You may not be the funniest person in the world, so feel free to use these hilarious jokes when you walk into the tour booth. If you were funny, you would realize that every time you think of a joke, it is the first time anyone has ever thought of it. That’s why you should always share it with the locals. Local Skagwegians have never heard your funny joke, even though they see thousands of tourists every day. You are clever, and the world needs to know it!

Let’s make with the funny!

And away we go!

Joke #6 – “Do you give away M&Ms here?”

Wow! This one is a doozy. You see, our tour company is called M&M Tours. Funny people point this out to those of us that work there by asking if we give away chocolate candies. I am literally rolling on the floor over here.

Joke #5 – “Do you offer any discounts?”

HA! This is one of my all-time favorite jokes. Wait, what? You weren’t joking? HAHAHAHA. You got me again!

Joke #4 – “Does that mean it’s free?”

If the credit card machine doesn’t work, people will make this hilarious joke. It is a very original joke and it always makes me slap my knee.

Joke #3 – “We brought this sunshine from Florida!”

Oh man, good one. You see when it’s warm and the sun is shining in Alaska, people think that it’s weird. Florida people are very funny by nature so they make this joke about bringing the sunshine with them. It’s a good joke to repeat because not many people are funny enough to tell it.

Joke #2 – “What time is the 8 O Clock tour?”

Now that’s a zinger! Oh…. You weren’t joking… Uhhh…. Sorry?

Joke #1 – “Does that SMART bus have WiFi?”

The shuttles in Skagway are called SMART buses. It’s an acronym for Skagway Municipal And Regional Transit. Some people make this WiFi joke but to be honest, I can’t tell if they’re joking or not. It still makes me laugh, though!

We hope you enjoyed this humorous romp of non-stop hilarity. The season starts in a few days, and I can’t wait to hear these jokes from each and every one of you!